he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
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I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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