Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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