ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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