It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
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I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
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I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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