We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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