when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
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Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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