dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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