Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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