And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
50% drunk capacity currently
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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