is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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