he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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