What should our trivia night team be named?
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I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
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her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
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Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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