Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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