If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
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Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
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IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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