how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i think my mom watched the whole time
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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