it wasn't lemon gatorade
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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