If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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