That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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