STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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