Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
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We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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