Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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