Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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