I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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