dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
