Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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