So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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