i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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