I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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