He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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porn star boner night. come get it.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
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I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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