have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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