How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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