My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
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Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
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I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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