She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
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I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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