Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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