brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
