i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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