I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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