I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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