my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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