i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
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He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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