where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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