That's intense
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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