i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
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Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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