Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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