do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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