Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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