Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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