Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Randomize
