What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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