I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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