Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize