We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Jerry, you need to find god
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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