Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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