What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
