I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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