No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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