I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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